A snowflake floats into a bar…the barman says ‘Close the door’
Here’s a better one…What do angry mice send at Christmas? Cross Mouse cards….eeeeek! I love mice.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese. Ha, splutter, ha.
Not quite Giles size, this scarf…but big enough to cover my ears
Leather skirt and jacket, McQueen. Cape, TopShop. Scarf, from the collection of the late Mrs Bullman. Yes, that is a Rolling Stones sticker on my phone, because rock n roll will never die, never how much camel escapes from the sahara into my wardrobe.